Thursday, February 03, 2005 |
Purple monkey dishwasher!
It occurs to me that I haven't posted in quite a while. Well, it didn't so much occur to me, as I got annoyed at everyone telling me to update my blog. And since we all know that I always listen to irrational yelling (*ahem*!), here is your post... Of course, the consequences of a forced post like this is that I don't have much coherent to say... After an insanely busy weekend suceding from Canada, I have still not managed to get caught up with my life. The weekend, though, was totally worth it. I was part of the Bloc Quebecois caucus at the 2005 Model Parliament, which could have been the most hackish caucus ever. By the end of the weekend, the BQ was made up of such hackish luminaries as Chris Jones, M. Mustafa Hirji, Dane Bullerwell, Shawna Pandya, Sarah Colpitts, Alan Cliff, Alex Abboud and myself. Due to our hackish charm, stellar fake parliamentary skills and our fearless leader, the Bloc managed to pass it's bill in what seems to be the first time in Model Parliament history. While most definitely weakened by french-hating amendments, it turned out pretty well regardless. While I am quite pleased with my obviously fabulous fake parliamentary skills (read: my only meaningful contribution was sending fake-flirtateous notes to creepy NDPers with Sarah in an attempt to increase the BQ ranks), I am even more thrilled with the survival skills that I displayed this weekend. I got home from Scholar's at about 2:30 or so and begin to bleed profusely from my bar injury (I'm so suing!!!). What do I do, you ask? Go to the hospital? Try to fix it? Ha! I promptly get on MSN and begin conversations with four different people to tell them that I'm bleeding all over my laptop! Whee! Although I would still like to note that I made it into the House before it started the next morning (thanks to Mustafa, who should really start his own online medical consulting business). I have lots more to say, but I feel like I haven't slept in days (have I?!?)...so I'm posting the Bloc Bill (penned by Mustafa in between his medical consulting gigs) for your reading pleasure and heading back into my current zombie state.
Liberated at 1:05 p.m. | |
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